I'm sure the list could go on and on, but these are on the top of my list!
- Wrinkled clothing annoy me, I iron everything!
- Bad breath
- Dirty Dishes
- Disrespectful children
- Wearing underwear
- Liars
- People who don't have kids with ridiculous advice
- The phrase "what's up" when I call someone
- Folding clothes
- Cleaning bathroom toilets
- Procrastinators
- Complainers
- Negative people
- Going to the dentist
- Kids noses being dirty
- Having acne problems in my thirties
- Spoiled children who throw tantrums
- Chapped lips
- Folk who pretend to be "better than" everyone
- Driving with the gas light on
- Drivers on their cell phone
- Dirty fingernails
- Dirty ears
- Going to the gynecologist for exams
- People who cough or sneeze without covering their mouth
- Eye contact when speaking directly to someone
- Pests mainly cockroaches (living in Texas you come in contact frequently with them)
- Seeing kids standing up or moving around in a car when the car is in motion
- Alcoholics who act an ass when tipsy
- Cashiers who don't speak when spoken to
- Asking for condiments at fast foods and they give you just one
- Drivers who ride motorcyclists ass
- Kids who know every song on the radio but can't read worth crap
- Taking out the trash
- People at the grocery store who keep taking items off their bill during checkout
- People who honk their horn to get my attention
- Speeders in a school zone
- Not having toilet paper in the bathroom when I sit down
- People who curse around children
- Birds who poop on your car right after it's cleaned
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